<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[bitches gotta eat!: dear bitch]]></title><description><![CDATA[PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5$]]></description><link>https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/s/dear-bitch</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!im2G!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7a8e645f-a41b-4412-bb5d-a34762921f89_1156x1156.png</url><title>bitches gotta eat!: dear bitch</title><link>https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/s/dear-bitch</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 12:48:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[samantha irby]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[bitchesgottaeat@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[bitchesgottaeat@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[samantha irby]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[samantha irby]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[bitchesgottaeat@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[bitchesgottaeat@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[samantha irby]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[dear bitch]]></title><description><![CDATA[PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5$]]></description><link>https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/p/dear-bitch</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/p/dear-bitch</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[samantha irby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 22:23:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/509f0ed1-074a-41cf-a8d3-c4bb3dcccee2_1080x799.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so for a long time i have been trying to think of a way to reward you handful of absolute sweeties who pay to receive my news, because i don&#8217;t want you to get mad at me and/or stop. i was gonna do tu&#8230;</p>
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