happy birthday to my wife

what do you get for the woman who has (literally half of your) everything?

i am currently married to a 200 year old witch in the body of a “spiritual, not religious” yoga mom, and she recently celebrated a birthday, for which i still have gotten her nothing. i have no idea what to get for a person who regularly pulls things of mine out of her bag like i won’t remember who it belongs to. here’s the thing: do i just buy her some…

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