bitches gotta eat!

bitches gotta eat!

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bitches gotta eat!
bitches gotta eat!
the dog (mouth) days of summer!

the dog (mouth) days of summer!

i stink

Aug 09, 2019
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no one needs to hear me tell the thrush story again, so let’s just say i’ve been wearing natural deodorant for a while now and it has quickly become the #1 reason i would move to antarctica from may to october if i could. spending an entire season walking around smelling like a cat’s teeth is revolting, and yet. here i am, doing exactly that, sweating w…

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