i went home last week and i didn’t see anyone or go anywhere cool and it was the best time of my life!! i moved three years ago (RIP MY OLD LIFE) and i still feel weird about it. not because i miss my friends (who needs them?) or my sisters (pffft yeah right), but mostly because i miss chicago television programming (why oh why doesn’t michigan air judg…
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