Archive - bitches gotta eat!

are you having a watch party for my AJLT episode or what

Dec 30, 2021

i write all the time, in a self-effacing way, about not having had very much classroom education. and usually whether or not i’ve retained any…

Jul 8, 2020

don't open this if u are squeamish or u will die

Apr 23, 2021

hello from a 41 year old. my birthday was last saturday and to celebrate i ordered a lot of indian food and my lady made me a cheesecake and i got lots…

Feb 24, 2021

it's been a minute, you're welcome!!!!!

Aug 16

listen, i'm working, but sometimes i need a freaking break!!!!!!!!!!

May 12

"do i really deserve to die because you hated a fictional sex scene?" edition

Jan 12

someone please tell me how to write an entire book

Mar 2

please buy it or i will die

Sep 12

lmao babe somehow i'm still goddamn sick?????????

Apr 29, 2021

plus i had diarrhea in a gas station bathroom while lindy west waited patiently in the car

Aug 6, 2021

i swear i am trying to do my work, but also i might be having a nervous breakdown?

Apr 8

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