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smooth-brained suggestions from your sweetie
Apr 29
fun party games to play with your friends
WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK MARRY OR KILL ME?
Apr 13

March 2026

who was on judge mathis yesterday? #304
an idiotic recap of the greatest syndicated courtroom program of all time
Mar 17
HELL YEAH BROTHER
WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE A HORNY OLD LADY
Mar 11

February 2026

your funny valentine
i love you so much it makes me sick
Feb 17
who's on judge mathis today? #303
an idiotic recap of the greatest syndicated courtroom program of all time
Feb 11

January 2026

who's on judge mathis today? #302
an idiotic recap of the greatest syndicated courtroom program of all time
Jan 27
HELL YEAH BROTHER
gay smut and heavy metal dinosaurs
Jan 7

December 2025

best of the worst: 2025
we survived!
Dec 30, 2025
who's on judge mathis today? #301
an idiotic recap of the greatest syndicated courtroom show of all time
Dec 20, 2025
HELL YEAH BROTHER
a few new rappity raps, old timey clownery, fancy pickles, etc
Dec 5, 2025

November 2025

HELL YEAH BROTHER
palaver, the beast in me, and my (famous??) instagram frittata recipe
Nov 21, 2025
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