plaintiff: tanzania from union city, georgia. close-cropped platinum blonde curls, light eyes, freckles, black blazer, serious as a heart attack. her e…
okay hi babies i missed you i love you i’m so sorry. first i got sick, then thanksgiving happened and i fucking hosted it which is a large and terrible…
plaintiff: eddie from los angeles, california. grey shirt, pained expression, very busy necktie. defendant: jonathan from glendale, california. black s…
the plaintiff: latoya from troy, alabama. royal blue top (dress?), black blazer, glasses. she looks incredibly serious. the defendant: eddie from troy,…
the plaintiff: janet from rochester, new york. goddamn it, my sister looks fly: all white outfit topped by a cream colored blazer, hoop earrings, curly…
plaintiff: jack from orange, california. black suit, white shirt, red tie. he looks like he just got out of boarding school, which immediately made me …
plaintiff: alisa from indianapolis, indiana. close cropped fade dyed platinum blond, short black skirt, black shirt, black jacket, black high heels. lo…
plaintiff: niella from amityville, ny. she’s wearing a short, black structured dress under a wine-colored blazer, and bitch she looks great. she is als…
it’s winter and i’m not ready for it yet. i thought we’d get a few more ~crisp days of fall~ and then the other day it snowed a bunch and the temperatu…
the plaintiff: maggie from kansas city, missouri. super cute, long pink hair, grey sweater, pink jeans. accordion of truth™ firmly in hand. the defenda…
the plaintiff: mesut from monona, wisconsin. dark hair, grey slacks, sheen-y black button down shirt straight out of spring 1998’s express for men bott…
the plaintiff: raya from chicago, illinois. teal shirt, very severe high bun and thick black glasses, looks v serious. clutching an accordion of truth™…